Every once in a while,
Mom gets the idea to go on a day trip. It can be to a castle or a garden show,
a museum or on a boat tour, but there are always three things: public
transportation, sore feet at the end, and either Dad or I not knowing about it
until the night before. As skeptical as I was about today's trip, I must say
that it did not disappoint.
First, let me make one thing clear:
the beginning was not my idea. I cried, I begged, I threw a fit, but my parents
were adamant and deaf to my pleas. You are right to gasp in horror, for I had
to get up early on a weekend. A weekend, if you please, when I could have slept
the blissful sleep of the weary, but no. They made up some excuse about how we
had a bus to catch or something, but is that any reason to rouse a poor little
child out of her nice warm bed? If it was up to me, we would have caught the afternoon
bus or perhaps a bus tomorrow or the day after, at some nice, reasonable time
such as eleven. But why on earth would they listen to me?
However, the day could only get
better after such a dreadful start. The bus ride took about an hour, but it was
a beautiful trip along the Rhein river, and it passed quickly. After getting
off, we wandered into the city, which I'm sure would have been beautiful if I
could have seen it; but the gift shops thought otherwise. Let me tell you, it
was tourist heaven. The worthless and only-slightly-less-worthless merchandise
lined the shelves in tourist trap after tourist trap. One could go in and never
come out again.
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Rüdesheim |
Emerging dazed and about forty
dollars lighter, we stumbled upon the Medieval Torture Museum. It got good
reviews on TripAdvisor, and clean bathrooms were worth far more than the modest
entrance fee, so we went in. Let me just say that it was good that it had been
a while since I had eaten, and Mom was looking positively green; but at least
the bathrooms were nice.
After a bit more shopping, we got in
the line to ride the cable cars up the mountain. It took forever, but I will be
the first one to say that it was absolutely worth it. To be stuck in a long
line and then a hot, noisy engine room, and then to get in the car and have it
swing up into the cool air and silence… no words can describe it. There were
sweeping views of the river and vineyards for at least ten minutes as we glided
our way through the air up the mountain. It was heavenly.
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Cable cars |
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Grape harvest, as seen from the cable car |
When we reached the top, we strolled
leisurely to the Germanic monument overlooking the river. It was originally
built as a thumbed nose at the French for having lost the Franco-Prussian War,
and is thus covered with German symbols and mottos. After admiring it for a few
minutes, we had a picnic lunch and then moved on.
At the top of the hill, we took a
hike, with lots of sweeping panoramic views that are not actually all that fun
to read about, so let me just say: it was really beautiful. There were lots of
vineyards and various pretty scenery, with lots of overlooks and trees (more of
the latter than the former, although sometimes it seemed the other way
around.)
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Sweeping panoramic view |
When we were done, we took the
Seilbahn down, which was kind of like a ski lift but in both directions. It was
not quite as beautiful and felt quite less secure, at least to Mom. I liked it
a lot, but her outlook on heights is a little less sunny than mine, and I'm
surprised the bars didn't bend under her iron grip. However, we made it to the
bottom okay and took the ferry across the river, where the ice cream was
delicious, and then onto the train home. All in all, a very satisfactory day.